SAMS

Acronym for Severe Acute Masturbation Syndrome.

Describes the affliction of belting off so much that you shun your friends, have violent mood swings, believe the internet is talking to you personally and refuse to actually have sexual relations with another human being.

Since Liam got a broadband internet connection he has developed a debilitating case of SAMS

by Longtimelistener December 06, 2010