Samsunged 

Buying a Samsung smartphone and finding out that your new phone wont receive updates and you will be stuck with an ancient Android version until you buy a new one.

I just bought a Samsung Galaxy S, and now I hear it will never get Ice Cream Sandwich.

Im totally Samsunged.

Samsunged by sandwitch1 February 14, 2012

Samsunged 

1. Beaten by superior technology. 2. The painful realization that your personal technology (smartphone) has become outdated. 3. Discovering something better while you're waiting for the next big thing.

They've got turn by turn preloaded. We just got Samsunged.

Samsunged by BaristaRob February 13, 2012

Samsunged 

When you are led to believe something will be awesome when in fact it's a steaming pile of excrement.

That burger ad looks nothing like what you ordered, aw man, you've been samsunged.

Samsunged by sunnyqueensland February 8, 2017

Samsunged 

You got a samsung S2 in 2018 and you realise it dosen't connect to the internet or its stuck with an androing version from its time.

I got Samsunged oh no.

Samsunged by Galactic dictionary October 30, 2021

Samsungish 

of or relating to the Samsungish quality of a Samsung

My phone is being very Samsungish today. Her new haircut is very Samsungish. Your outfit is so Samsungish. It's not even Samsungishly funny!! That burp/fart was Samsungish!!

Samsungish by basic sister April 12, 2019

samsunger 

Someone who likes and buys all kinds of Samsung electronics, like TVs, tablet PCs, mobile phones, etc.

"Do you know that guy, Ben? He bought a Samsung 3D TV, a Samsung Tablet PC, even a Samsung mobile phone!"
"Yea, I know him. He's a samsunger.

samsunger by Gaboantsa August 15, 2011

samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy 

When a female is performing oral sex on her male partner in a spin like motion reminiscent of a Samsung washer on a spin cycle mode with an extraordinary amount of saliva hence the sloppy toppy

Harry-“man Jessica gave me that Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy”

Sean-“what’s that?

Harry-“the best head you’ll ever receive”

samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy by The Sneaky Man May 27, 2019