Salesman

A Professional Liar. Sells products by lying. Slick Bastard that sells you Boss crap and leaves it up to you to prove "The Salesman Lied" it wont do that.

Used Car Salesman.

Circut City Computer Technician

by Zorro January 25, 2005

Salesman

When your playing an online game with a friend or random and he/she does some dumb shit that makes you lose.

Me:I’m being sold.
Friend:By who?
M:By this salesman in the party
F:How?
M:He’s going 0-23

by Spoodermon February 7, 2018

salesman

A person whose job is not to sell you the things you need but what you dont.

A particular computer salesman at Sim Lim Square.

by pfennig May 11, 2007

Salesman

What you scream when you slappa da bass!

Dubya was slappin' da bass and screamed "SALESMAN"

by Dubyaware January 9, 2010

Salesman

(Plural: salesmen) When pertaining to City of Heroes (aka City of Heroin), a salesman is a member of the "Family" mob that, when found in groups of more than three, will not attack under any circumstances under certain conditions (usually by stunning him, though it varies). The term salesman comes from the fact that he stands in one spot doing a lecture emote and he looks like a street salesman.

Hey, let's go to Steel Canyon and hunt some salesmen.

by Da Rabid Duckie May 8, 2004

Salesman sorta giant

A person that sales Molly and Mary and other various items AKA tyler the creator

He’s a salesman sorta giant because he sells dope

by Micheal scoott July 3, 2022

Summer's Eve Salesman

A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.

Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.

by Annahoj June 1, 2007