Women that play the victim (especially married women or women in relationships), that attract men and use their “trauma” as a way to make men feel sorry for them and fall into her narrative so they can have their way with them and manipulate them. Usually cheaters, unhappy wives, with multiple boyfriends. They are master manipulators. Usually a baddie but a saddie.
Sad Hoe: My husband cheats on me, I want to divorce him.. you’re not like the rest I want you, not him.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).