S.G.S. 

Silly Goose Syndrome
(comes in 3 stages of severity, including TERMINAL.)

*makes incredibly small minor unimpactful mistake*
“Looks like SOMEONE has terminal S.G.S.”

S.G.S. by Yung Shi February 10, 2023

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G 

hi my name trey I got a basketball game tomorrow im point guard i got shoe game

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G

H.M.N.T.I.G.A.B.B.G.T.I.P.G.I.G.S.G by bing sing February 16, 2018

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”

you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. by anonymous September 20, 2021

That’s G’s J

That’s God’s job

“You gotta do your taxes?”
“Nahh, that’s G’s J”

“Shouldn’t you put your kids to bed??”
“That’s G’s J…”

That’s G’s J by NotTeagan/Andie July 29, 2022

That's G's J

slang for "That's God's job"

person 1: Isn't studying going to improve your grade?
person 2: Nah... that's G's j.

That's G's J by pechesnapple October 18, 2022

The 5 G's 

The 5 G's are Good God Get a Grip Gurl ! Said by the queen herself, Latrice Royale. On RuPaul's drag race

Meaning of the 5 G's : get a grip on your emotions. Example : Good God Get a Grip Girl ! Stop crying over him !

The 5 G's by Crusty dusty musty rusty April 13, 2019

B.L.G.S.H

Big Long Genital Squishing Hug

Acronym is used in a flirtatious manner in chat rooms and text messages.

Synonym: Big Hug

Chat1: I have to get going.

Chat2: OK… B.L.G.S.H

Chat1: Thanks! I’ll hold you to that!

B.L.G.S.H by Nigelboy January 5, 2010