shmibb club. a boys club, usually in high school, where members try to sleep with the most girls and award points accordingly. (i.e. popularity, weight, virginity, if they've been shmibbed before, etc.)
The ultimate food option at Subway, specifically a subway footlong (S) and a subway cookie (C). The slang is Australian and is thought to have originated from crackheads at the University of Sydney. Regardless, it is a killer combination that offers the right amount of healthy and unhealthy, vegetables and processed sugar, crystal meth and crack cocaine.
Friend 1: "I'm all out of crystal meth!"
Friend 2: "It's alright, we'll get S&C while we wait for Jesse to come by with a new batch."
A corporate tea party held every Wednesday at a certain HUUUGE software company. Snacks often include cherry tomatoes, cake, cheese and the odd homemade item.
The place where children are jailed up throughout the day. More time is spent at school and at home doing SCHOOL work then playing around on computer, ect.
Person 1: Hey, those Lovatics over there are like totally bored.
The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.
It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual
It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.
Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool
S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).