S.A.M 

Military term meaning Surface to Air Missile.

We launched SAM's to bring those planes down.

S.A.M by Virgin Thomas March 16, 2005

S.A.M 

Sassy Ass Mouth

Uh huh that's rightt you better do that

Damnn she s.a.m'ing you

S.A.M by pat b 609 August 13, 2009

S.A.M 

S.A.M meaning Sorry Ass Muthafucker(s)

!. Dont u hate those S.A.M always talkin bout what they have, but dont got sh*t.
2. Those S.A.M lost hard aganist my team, win or go home.

S.A.M by Elohssa-twin_romtown June 10, 2011

S.A.M 

A guided missile launched from land or sea against an airborne target.

SA - 1 Guild, SA - 2 Guideline, SA - 3 Goa,

S.A.M by violentbob2 May 13, 2005

S.A.M 

Sam means to be completely shitfaced. puking mid-sentence, not realizing it and continuing to talk.

Saucy
As a
Motherfucker

S.A.M

for example, "scale from 1 to S.A.M, how drunk are you?"
second example, "OMG, did you see Melissa lasnight? She was S.A.M!"

S.A.M by Spicyyyyyy July 28, 2011

S.A.M 

S.A.M or Student Athlete Moment is when a student athlete, usually in college. Does something heinous (and probably illegal). But faces no consequences due to the fact that they make too much money for the school and or produce too much positive PR.

Mike from the sportball team stalks girls in his downtime. They tried to report him to the police but the school got in the way of the investigation. What a S.A.M!

S.A.M by Hella gay anime April 24, 2022

S.A.M. 

An abbreviation, meaning, 'Secret Agent Monkey'. usuualy this refers to a monkey,usually in a tuxedo and armend with a strong british accent and a golden gun, but can also be used to define how cool someone is.especcialy refers to those named Sam,Samantha,etc.

Oh Teh Noes! It's S.A.M.

S.A.M. by Evilspleen July 28, 2008