S.S.A.M. 

An acronym standing for the Secret Society of Animal Masks.

This secret society was formed by two cats from M-Town. These prodigies, known commonly as Clev and Carl, formed this society in late 2006 when they began posting pictures of themselves in animal masks on the internet. Carl, known for his long legs and wit, originally was known as "The Rabbit." Clev, the more handsome of the two, became known as "The Monkey." Members of the S.S.A.M. can now been seen throughout the area, though not commonly in their masks.

ENTRANCE INTO THE S.S.A.M.

Entrance into the society is simple.

Step 1: Purchase a simple, yet refined, plastic animal mask.
Step 2: Take pictures of you in the animal mask of your choice.
Step 3: Post these photos on the internet were they can be viewed by other members of the S.S.A.M.
Step 4: Have the most balla time of your life!

Wow! Look at those cats in animal masks. They must be members of the S.S.A.M.

S.S.A.M. by Clev November 9, 2008

A.S.S.R.E.A.M 

Amazon Shop and Shipping Rules Everything Around Me

Joe: Last night I wanted to just netflix and chill, but ended up drunk, online letting A.S.S.R.E.A.M

Paul: Nice... i got drunk last night and banged Karen

Joe: YOU ANIMAL..

A.S.S.R.E.A.M by TerryCowboy April 27, 2021

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Y.D.A.N.-Y.F.W.T.W.P.A.Y.L.W.C.D.U.A.W.I.K.A.A.G.I.W.G.E.U.D.G.T.F.M.P.A.W.A.L.I.A.A.P.O.S.A.Y.T.Y.S.S.B.I.R.Y.A.S.A.H.M.F by lotto6969 July 9, 2025

S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S. 

Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich.

For anyone who has every felt the pain train of a Sunday hangover after a weekend of binge drinking. There is nothing like a "Super Awesome Medicinal Sunday Hangover Bacon and Tomato Sandwich" (S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S.) to make someone feel better.

S.A.M.S.H.B.A.T.S. by Professor Brando March 9, 2010

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D 

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do

Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020

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Idk lol

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N by anonymous April 15, 2022

S.A.M 

Military term meaning Surface to Air Missile.

We launched SAM's to bring those planes down.

S.A.M by Virgin Thomas March 16, 2005