S.A.M. 

An abbreviation, meaning, 'Secret Agent Monkey'. usuualy this refers to a monkey,usually in a tuxedo and armend with a strong british accent and a golden gun, but can also be used to define how cool someone is.especcialy refers to those named Sam,Samantha,etc.

Oh Teh Noes! It's S.A.M.

S.A.M. by Evilspleen July 28, 2008

S.A.M. 

Soft as A Motherfucker

Going S.A.M. is the opposite of going H.A.M.

Dude, I went S.A.M. in that bitch last night. SHit was awesome.

S.A.M. by Goin S.A.M. April 13, 2011

S.A.M. 

Surface to Air Missile

self explanatory really

S.A.M. by The_Reaper March 30, 2005

S.A.M. 

S.A.M. stands for Sun At Midnight aka a full Moon. Much like B.O.B. (big orange ball) stands for the sun.

. Hey lets hit the bars uptown tonight, we can just walk there.

.. Hell no, its dark as all hell and we would probably die on the way back.

. S.A.M. is out tonight so we got plenty of light.

S.A.M. by T.J. Dubz February 2, 2010

S.A.M. 

A Surface-to-Air MissIle, often abbreviated as SAM, also known as a Ground-to-Air-Missile (GTAM) is a military Anti-Aircraft system or series of systems who's purpose is the destruction of aircraft or other missles (ALBMs, Tact. BMs, TBMs, SRBMs, MRBMs, IRBMs, ICBMs, and SLBMs.) Longer-Range SAMs usually use Radar detection to track Aircraft, while shorter-ranged are often referred to as "Fire-And-Forget" because they use Infared technology instead of Radar, so will easily track aircraft.

The S.A.M. is a powerful, modern military missile system that can easily destroy aircraft, especially fixed-wing craft.

S.A.M. by IDer Übermensch May 31, 2018

S.A.M. 

short ass motherfucker

"ya i went to the club last night and it was full of S.A.M.'s"

S.A.M. by lenamay April 1, 2010

S.A.M. 

Soft as a motherfucker. Opposite of hard as a mother fucker

Peter Loparo is going S.A.M. at this party!

S.A.M. by Alex Santoliquido April 21, 2011