Ryan Jones

thicc ass, but a thiccer DICK a real romancer and great dancer/ come shake that ass bbbaaaaabbbbyyyyyyy

"Did you see that guy in those tight pants"
"yeah that was a real Ryan Jones a$$"

by ryanslover69_420 May 8, 2018

Ryan Jones

When a young adult enters a disabled toilet leaving them vulnerable. His mates open the door whilst he tries to hide his package.

Hey Ryan Jones was trying to hide his package earlier!

by Blackdidi September 24, 2018

Rhys and Ryan Jones (Twins)

These 2 are very special children. They were both left in shoeboxes outside the orphanage, fortunately the orphanage rejected these 2 and the shoeboxes (kids inside) was thrown into a river. The shoeboxes floated to a man named Trevor. Trevor took them in and gave them a home, they were fed and given a new start in life :) UNTIL they fucked it all up. They spent all there mothers benefits on Fifa Points and still have a dead ass team lol. They often come into school and play football (Both are pathetic and weak) Ryan is the most autistic of the two and is often associated with the phrase "RYAANN" (Which you must say in an autistic tone)

Steven Jones: "STOP BEING STUPID, YOU'RE DOING A RHYS AND RYAN JONES (twins)"
{Ben Harris}: "Sorry Daddy, please don't hurt me"

by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018

Pulling a Ryan Jones

The act of joining a Facebook conversation and then just leaving for no reason

Angel : hello
Ryan : hello
Angel : how are you
Angel : Ryan are you there?
Angel : Stop pulling a Ryan Jones

by haitianboy420 May 1, 2013

Ryan Jones

The invisible man, is it him or is it his twin?!

Disloyal and selfish!

That's such a Ryan Jones move!

by Director's Dons December 3, 2021