A midget homosexual whose mother has been around so much that he has an approximated amount of 37 siblings around the house. Ryan's oldest brother looks better in heels than their mother. He is so short that whenever he runs across a football pitch, the grass tickles his balls. For a hobby, Ryan enjoys playing with death by enraging a tall Russian individual in every way possible with his catchphrase being "Nah bro who asked".
-"Yo wtf is going on over there??"
-"Don't worry thats just Ryan Grindlay snorting cocaine off of an erect penis"
-"Don't worry thats just Ryan Grindlay snorting cocaine off of an erect penis"
by sjkhdhfgjklashdijlfhljkadshgjk August 18, 2022
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