3 definitions by sjkhdhfgjklashdijlfhljkadshgjk

Ryan Grindlay

A midget homosexual whose mother has been around so much that he has an approximated amount of 37 siblings around the house. Ryan's oldest brother looks better in heels than their mother. He is so short that whenever he runs across a football pitch, the grass tickles his balls. For a hobby, Ryan enjoys playing with death by enraging a tall Russian individual in every way possible with his catchphrase being "Nah bro who asked".

-"Yo wtf is going on over there??"

-"Don't worry thats just Ryan Grindlay snorting cocaine off of an erect penis"

by sjkhdhfgjklashdijlfhljkadshgjk August 18, 2022

Yevgeniy Kagarov

Also known as Cpl. Kagarov, currently serving in the British Royal Air Force (nobody cares yet he always flexes) is a man with no fear. He does not flinch at death, genocide or human trafficking. He has previously been in a couple of relationships, many ending within the month for various reasons. Yevgeniy Kagarov is officially the most racist person you will ever meet. A discord mod.

-"oi geniy imagine getting dumped"
-"yeah well where's your bitches at?"

-"i have respect for many people, just not a lot"- yevgeniy kagarov 2022

by sjkhdhfgjklashdijlfhljkadshgjk August 18, 2022

Lucy

Her face looks like a melting candle and her teeth practise social distancing.

- "who forgot to put out the candle again? No mate that's just Lucy"

by sjkhdhfgjklashdijlfhljkadshgjk August 18, 2022