Recipe Pt.2

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 375°. Place in a large oven-safe skillet over medium-high heat, the portion may be small but the love is of insurmountable measure.

2. Season generously with teases and adorable dots and sear until a rosy blush appears, 4 to 5 minutes per side. Transfer to a plate and pour off half the heavenly giggles from skillet.
3. Return skillet to medium heat and add a cute nose, perfect lips, and a pair of blue eyes that you can drown in. Cook until fragrant, 1 minute, then stir in bravery, dedication, intellect, and trust.
4. Season with more stubbornness. Bring to a simmer, then return to skillet, bum-side up (because of the wonderful view).
5. Transfer to oven and bake until the mischievous smirk can be seen, be careful this step may steal your heart.
6. Garnish with fluffy hair and a heart stopping smile.
7. Enjoy the delicious delicacy!

Caution: Will be extremely hot!

I love having a mouth full of Ruvvy! 😉

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Ruvvy

Are you ever in the mood for tasty treat? Here I’ll share with you the recipe for the most delectable of meals. The Delicious Ruvvy *chefs kiss* The results will have your mouth watering.

Ingredients:

* 8 cups of gentle kindness and support
* 5 cups of creativity

* cup of honesty
* A sprinkle of romance
* 4 spoons of encouragement and support

* 3 kg of effective communication, problem solving and conflict resolution
* Two tablespoons of forgiveness
* One cup of acceptance

* 1 truckload of time spend together
* 1 liter of acknowledgement and appreciation
* A healthy heap of sass
* A dash of playfulness
* 500 gm of forgiveness and willingness to work together to solve whatever lies ahead
* A dusting of stubbornness

* The zest of loyalty
* Three tablespoons of wisdom
* Two pounds of laughter
* A hint of obsession

* An infinite amount of love

Combine with the following:
* Sharing wonderful memories

* Recognising and dealing with issues as they arise
* Learn effective coping strategies
* Appreciating all traits

* Supporting professional and personal growth
* Humor, laughter, and jokes
* A heaping serving of adorable morning pictures

Oh god, I can never get enough of the taste of Ruvvy! 😉

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

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The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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