Rutpuddle

Rutpuddles happen when the car-width ruts in the road created by the grinding of studded snow tires fill up with water. Alaska roads are notorious for this driving hazard which can cause a driver to lose control of the vehicle due to hydroplaning.

On my way to work this morning, I hit a deep rutpuddle and lost control of my car; hit a moose, and then slammed into the back of Sarah Palin's Suburban! Damn, she's fine!

by Misty Dawn October 25, 2008

nutpuddles

The pools of sperm that gets left on the bed (or where ever ya was doin it) when a condem was not used. It normally will drain/leak out of a snatch.

Better change the sheets, we got nutpuddles all over them.

by honeybunny19 January 11, 2010

retuddled

a separate way of saying “retarded” when you’re in a setting that doesn’t allow you to say the actual word.

“bro i accidentally just called Mrs smith mom”
“dude are you retuddled”

by ryangoslingthe2nd December 26, 2023