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Rusty Sanchez 

Much like the dirty sanchez but a reversal. While giving head the woman sticks her finger in her bloody vagina and then smears it on the guys upper lip.
The were such a cute couple with their matching sanchezes... her with the dirty sanchez, him with the rusty sanchez.
Rusty Sanchez by JSAD June 23, 2008
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Rusty Sanchez 

To anal rape a female so that your penis aquires fecal matter on it, which you will then wipe on a rusty spoon, in which you will use to feed ketchup to the woman.
"Oh harry! That rusty sanchez was delicious!"
Rusty Sanchez by rustysanchez95 April 19, 2009

Rusty Sanchez 

Verb. The act of Intercourse in which the male penetrates the ass with two fingers and then reaches forward and hooks one in the female's mouth, and one across the base of the nostrils. Mix of the Rusty Fishhook and the Dirty Sanchez, for those who collect sex moves like shotglasses.
Dude I couldn't decide so I used the Rusty Sanchez instead.

Rusty Sanchez 

The successful combination of both a Dirty Sanchez and a Rusty Trombone. Don't try this at home. This should only be attempted by professionals. A Rusty Sanchez is when a man who is receiving a rim job and a blow job at the same time decides to poop a little on the face of the person giving them that and then sticks their fingers or has their partner stick their fingers in the butt to dig out more so you can complete the fecal mustache on that person. If you're more adventurous, you or your partner could do it to you while you're getting this. Just make sure to kiss your partner at some point.
I heard that the Sturg gives a good Rusty Sanchez and can also receive a good one as well.
Rusty Sanchez by The Erie Sturg February 1, 2023

Rustysanchez 

Hi skill level of the variant of the rusty trombone where the partner blowing ass and jerking dick performs a spectacular finishing move by spinning around the ass suckee like a strpper pole and planting a dirty Sanchez mustache on said suckee with the original partners poopy tongue
Jen is such a bore. She was barely keeping me hard with a lackluster rustytrombone then like being shot with an epiphany gun the dead eyed bitch turns Einstein and whips around my body leaveing my balls empty of jizz and my mouth full of my own shitty Sanchez mustache. That brilliant Rustysanchez was so good I 180d my plans and brought Jen back to town and out of the woods!
Rustysanchez by Scrunthole June 17, 2018
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