Rusty Parsnip
A very explicit sexual act. Usually used to describe when a vegetable is anally inserted,then eaten by someone other than the person that was inserted with the vegetable. Some people may have sexual feelings about "Rusty Parsnips".This sexual act is very common within the worldwide Russian community.
"Vlad, I'm feeling horny."
"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."
"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"
"Get ready,babe."
"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."
"Take it,сука."
"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"
*Screams of vegetable pleasure*
"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."
"Take a bite,while I get wet."
*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*
"How does it taste,Vlad?"
"Fucking grim."
"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."
"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"
"Get ready,babe."
"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."
"Take it,сука."
"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"
*Screams of vegetable pleasure*
"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."
"Take a bite,while I get wet."
*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*
"How does it taste,Vlad?"
"Fucking grim."
Rusty Parsnip by ado4 February 22, 2015
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