Rusty Humper

When having sex and accidently sticking it in the backdoor because you haven't had sex in a long time and forgot which hole to use.

I finally had Murph stay over last nightpushy. didn't realize he was going to be such a rusty humper. He actually asked me where he should stick it because he didn't know the difference between my ass hole and my pussy.

Rusty Humper by Spidermonkey317 April 18, 2022

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Rusty Humphries

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.

The Rusty Humphries Radio show.

Rusty Humphries by Non Urban July 11, 2009

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rusty humphrey

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.

Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.

rusty humphrey by ballsmcgee2010 January 4, 2010

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Rusty hummer

When a person eats your ass, then gives you a blowjob.

Stan's dick smelled because he got a rusty hummer.

Rusty hummer by IvanHoff April 21, 2023

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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