I paid the hooker twelve dollars, Canadian, and she took me to a room which contained a bed draped in a hammer and sickle flag. I noticed the whips on the floor, and knew that 'he' would be here soon; it was to be my first taste of russianage.
The absolute best narwhal in the land. Some cities worship him by creating statues. His famous quote is "You think you're more powerful than me? My gun says otherwise".
"ДРУГ! Кажется, я заболел несчастливой болезнью!" screamed Mark, now russian.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis