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Russian Sauna

The act of releasing a dense air-biscuit under the covers of your bed, while trapping your significant other and forcing them to breathe in the gaseous, concentrated evil. On occasion, there may be a small release of liquid dark matter, depending on the force in which the stink cloud is released.

a.k.a. dutch oven
Pete: Hey James, what's that smell?

James: It's the glorious reminder of the russian sauna I sat baking in last night.

Pete: Uuunngh!

James then looks over and sees Pete with his back turned, angrily masturbating, with tears streaming down his cheeks.
by Paloobadeedoo September 10, 2009
mugGet the Russian Saunamug.

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