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Russian Rocket 

When you are having anal sex and your partner farts as you ejaculate causing a blast off experience!!!
Melissa: Danm girl!! what happened to your head???
Destinee: Well, Mark was giving it to me saucy last night and by saucy i mean I ate a hefty meal at applebees.
Melissa: eww girl, thats disgusting I haven't eaten there since I got my penis removed!! but go on.....
Destinee: Anyway weirdo!! I butt-trumpeted real hard right as he came and I blasted off hitting my head on the ceiling!!!
Melissa: Danm girl, you know eating at applebees is correlated to a higher potential of the Russian Rocket.
Russian Rocket by Shock top!!! August 11, 2008
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Russian Rocket Fuel 

A Grade A strain of Weed. Real high-class and makes you feel energetic with a good high. However, it is not well know. Also known as RRF.
Ho shit that guy is trippin' balls! Nah he's good he's just been blastin' some Russian Rocket Fuel.

Russian Rockstar 

An alcoholic beverage containing Rockstar Energy Drink and Smirnoff Vodka. Quite possibly the best drink in the world.

AKA: RkVk and Vockstar
Av Joe 1:Howd you do last night?
Av Joe 2: Fucking awesome, couple of Russian Rockstars and I was in The fucking Zone.