Russian Heat Helmet

It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.

"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."