Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.

Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind

by elbocko April 6, 2011

Russian Hamster Wheel

A chick stomps on a guys wiener

that bitch Russian hamster wheeled me

by ur butthole November 22, 2011

Russian Hamster Race

When a male proceeds to ejaculate on a women's anus and the cum rolls down towards the genitalia. The cum resembles a Russian hamster racing.

"BRO GUESS WHAT!?"

"What?"

"Last night my Russian Hamster raced to her Vag in 6 seconds!!!!"

"No way, NICE!"

by GiggleGoat December 18, 2009