russian flashbang
She said she loved me, right as she was blowing me. I gave her a Russian Flashbang and got the hell outta there.
russian flashbang by Tactical Russian October 22, 2013
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russian flashbang
when u cum in a bitches eyes and smack her ears over and over again ur automatically a psycho if u enjoy these
russian flashbang by child eater January 6, 2021
Russian Flashbang
Russian Flashbang by semondemon0001 September 8, 2022
Russian Flashbang
The act in which a person who is on their knees (typically female) is giving a blowjob to which the person on the receiving end, at their climax slaps the ears of the person giving head and cums in their eyes simulating a flashbang.
"I heard you gave your girlfriend a Russian Flashbang."
"Yeah I did. She called the authorities on me, fortunately I wasn't charged with anything but she couldn't see or hear for 10 minutes."
"Yeah I did. She called the authorities on me, fortunately I wasn't charged with anything but she couldn't see or hear for 10 minutes."
Russian Flashbang by Vibing butler July 9, 2026
Russian Flashbang Flashbanging
When you're doing the russian flashbang to a girl then you get raided by the FBI.
"FBI open up!"
Throws flashbang into room
FBI enters room
They see people doing the russian flashbang
The spetsnaz show up and join in
Putin approval.
"FBI open up!"
Throws flashbang into room
FBI enters room
They see people doing the russian flashbang
The spetsnaz show up and join in
Putin approval.
"I was doing the russian flashbang flashbanging to this girl the other day, you know when you cum in her eyes and tug on her ears at the same time, then I got raided by the FBI... The worst part is that the Spetsnaz joined in."
Russian Flashbang Flashbanging by Cavalirium June 4, 2021
Magic Russian Flashbang
Magic Russian Flashbang by Coochiemonster6969 April 6, 2022
Russian flash bang
When a guy blows his load into your eyes and slaps both your ears at the same time.. causing temporary blindness and disorientation.
Russian flash bang by Stephen lippiatt January 22, 2021
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