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Rum Dumb 

A person or persons for whatever reason have slipped to the bottom of the species intelligence grid. Possibly caused by head trauma, gestational drug use, binge drinking or simply genetic abnormalities most likely incest... Can be affected at any age and almost always permanent. The world is full of rum dumbs and nobody is policing the gene pool unfortunately!!
Oh no! Leroy fell on his head when he was younger and now he rides the short bus with the rest of the rum dumbs.
Rum Dumb by Intothe4restigo January 7, 2023
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Rum Dumb 

Drunk from consuming Rum.
He is such a "rum dumb" from drinking rum all the time.
Rum Dumb by MrFreeman88 March 8, 2004

rum-dumb 

A noun referring to one who most likely has, will, or is engaging in an activity that is idiotic in nature when compared to everyone else's current activity. Much like how a group of sober people would perceive a drunk person.
"I'm going to throw that fluorescent light bulb"-Alex
"Don't throw it"- everyone else
Alex throws the light bulb and it shatters.
"Don't move police. I'm going to watch you clean that up"-Old Retired Cop
"Way to go rum-dumb"-Josh

rum-dumb by Peter LoPresti March 13, 2008

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026