Rule 47 

The pool is always closed.

'zomfg lemme in the pool or ill report you to mod LOLOLolOLoLOlOl'

Rule 47, faggot.

Rule 47 by ekaccakelol January 12, 2009

Rule 47 

NEVER jerk off a cactus.

Really, no example is needed. Rule 47 explains itself.

Rule 47 by Legit boob man February 20, 2011

rule 47-5 

Any kid in the presence of an adult can consume alcool

"Yay," Harry raised his fist in the air. "Let's go have a drunken house party."

"Harry," Sirius interjected a voice of reason. "You're in first year, you can't get drunk."

"Rule 47-5" Harry replied smugly.

"Oh . . . right," Sirius nodded. "Never mind, you can get drunk."

"Yay," Harry and Sirius rushed out of the room.

rule 47-5 by That guy over there flapping April 3, 2011

rule number 47

Be brave enough to break your own heart.

Rule number 47 is used in a situations with someone that is not good for you and makes you feel bad about yourself. You waited and tried to tell them but they never listen. There is no way you can keep yourself from this person and you choose to let go even if it hurts. That’s rule number 47

rule number 47 by mindofv March 9, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008