Rule 444 

Girls dont poop.

Guy 1-"Yo man she's been in the bathroom for hours, shes gotta be droppin a load"

Guy 2-"nah man, rule 444, girls dont poop."

Rule 444 by Elmo Roosterwein April 27, 2009

Rule 444-P 

this rule states that no man should ever know when a girl is on the rag. (similar to the rule 444, girls dont poop). this rule implies that periods are not real and are lies. (guys dont like to think about them therefor we do not ever EVER).

girl- i cant have sex tonight

dude- why not baby

girl (acting as if we have heard or should know this befor hand)- im on my period

dude (now knowing that smell wasent a nasty fart and having self realization that she has blood and stink comming from her baby hole)- AHHHHH respect rule 444-p

Girl- huh

dude (mentally vomiting now knowing that he has the girl out of all of them that dose this)- guys dont know untill you tell.

Rule 444-P by fxguy May 18, 2010