rule 14 

Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win.

Troll: omgasm wii is for kiddies and da 360 rules and u all sux!
Poster: Rule 14.

rule 14 by Bobcasfd November 3, 2007

rule 14 

By responding to trollbait in an online forum or chatroom, the troller automatically gains victory regardless of the level of maturity of the bait or subsequent responses to said bait.

sk8ter_boy1337: gears of war is teh gai, halo pwns.
HaloFan07: u r gay die in a fire n00b
sk8ter_boy1337: win. rule 14.

rule 14 by TheJamoke December 30, 2007

Rule 3.14 

Similar to Rule 34 and 88
If it exists there is, or will be pie of it.

J: I feel like pie.
K: Okay, cherry pie? Apple?
J: No, I feel like... J pie.
K: okay, here, step into this pie tin and put this cream on yer head. J ala Pie. You've been Rule 3.14'd.

Rule 3.14 by Korana February 4, 2009

Rule # -14 

Don't masturbate while at your grandmothers house.

unless u live with your grandmother, then it's ok.

Granny: "Hey Jimmy, why the funny face? eat your dinner."
Jimmy: "Just a sec."
Granny: "Are you masturbating?"
Jimmy: Uh... *Cum shoots up and hits grannys face* No...
Granny: Rule # -14!

Rule # -14 by Dicktion mastah November 1, 2010

rule number 14

never start a fight, but finish it when someone else does

yo this mf just took a swing
rule number 14 brother

rule number 14 by adfhibidbuidg July 1, 2023

14-10 Rule 

When a seemingly incompatible couple is married quickly, then subsequently announce that they are 14 weeks pregnant only 10 weeks after the wedding night.

“Did you hear about Jane and John?”
“The 14-10 Rule, many such cases”

14-10 Rule by Nicholas Cage I March 22, 2021

Rule 144 

The best (possibly only way) to make a troll go away is by giving him food
Exception: if the troll is female, there is no troll

Kathy: This guy has been trolling my facebook for days
Rich: Give him some food, he'll go away, Rule 144
Kathy: seriously?
Rich: ya Rule 144 nearly never fails

Rule 144 by Linkhunter10 January 14, 2013