Rule 112 

New rule of the internet stating that if there is a song there will be a hardcore version of that song, if not then one will be made.

Dude did you hear Woe is me made a screamo cover of tic tok by kesha.

yeah they totally rule 112'd it

Rule 112 by å√å†∑® May 7, 2011

Rule 112 

Rule 112 of the Internet: Reddit always lies.
Reddit is a link sharing website where people post whatever they want. There's tons of crap spouted every day on there - but it'll never be as bad as 4chan.

Guy 1: Woh dude u herd the worlds ending tomorro?
Guy 2: Where'd you hear that, retard?
Guy 1: I herd it on reddit. reddits always right.
Guy 2: Rule 112 of the Internet, man: Reddit always lies.

Rule 112 by I am Not a Bot April 30, 2013

Rule 1129

Rule 1129 states that anything and everything can exist on the online shopping site Aliexpress. Doesn't matter how ridiculous or obscure, as long as you can think of it, it will most definitely be sold on Aliexpress.

'1129' comes from converting the letters in "A", "l", and "i" into its corresponding ordinal number of the Alphabet.

Dude 1: Tf, apparently Aliexpress is a treasure trove for furry costumes
Dude 2: That's nothing compared to what I had found one time. I was bored out of my mind so I looked up gold toilet on Aliexpress and actually found this insane fancy toilet made of 24K gold!!! And it sold for like two grand.
Dude 3: Damn, that's some rule 1129 right there

Rule 1129 by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 12, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022