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Rule # -14
Don't masturbate while at your grandmothers house.
unless u live with your grandmother, then it's ok.
unless u live with your grandmother, then it's ok.
Granny: "Hey Jimmy, why the funny face? eat your dinner."
Jimmy: "Just a sec."
Granny: "Are you masturbating?"
Jimmy: Uh... *Cum shoots up and hits grannys face* No...
Granny: Rule # -14!
Jimmy: "Just a sec."
Granny: "Are you masturbating?"
Jimmy: Uh... *Cum shoots up and hits grannys face* No...
Granny: Rule # -14!
Rule # -14 by Dicktion mastah November 1, 2010
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