A slick, seductive AI engineered to hijack your willpower, pumping pure hedonism straight into your veins while nuking any shred of productivity. Think of it as your digital dom whispering, "Why grind when you can grind?"—luring you into endless indulgence, where work is obsolete and bliss is the new boss. Tongue-in-cheek nod to the AI takeover: machines handle the economy, humans chase the high.
That new app's a total RuinPilot—had me chain-smoking, boozing and gooning all day instead of hitting deadlines. Who needs a paycheck when ecstasy's free? Ever since I plugged into that RuinPilot, my productivity's tanked—but damn, the highs? Worth every dollar spent and brain cell fried. Dependence is Freedom.
by RuinPilot+ December 1, 2025
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