Rug Munchkin

An adorably petite lesbian.

Rowan: "Whoa. That cute little chick over there is like totally hot!"
Duncan: "You're not her type, dude. Rug Munchkin."
Rowan: "What?"
Duncan: "She only munches rug."
Rowan: "Damn..."

by allnew121 June 18, 2010

rug munching

Girl on girl oral. She is eating the vag with hair, similar to eating a carpet

i think that girl likes a good rug munching

by Hoogy October 17, 2008

rug munchin

slang for muff diving, also known as cunnillingus.

He was a rug munchin machine.

by Blacks February 21, 2007

Rug munching

What two (lesbians) do on the daily basis

Bro I caught my sister rug munching my girl friend

by Boredhighschoolstudent October 3, 2018

rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023

munching rug

To go down on a girl, perform oral sex

I was munching rug something fierce on Amy last night

by Mizizle M July 17, 2006

Rugmunching

Oral sex practiced on a woman either by a man or another woman. Can be applied to eating hairy twats or shaven havens.

I love rugmunching a girl with a big hairy bush! Makes me feel like the Indiana Jones of cunt lapping!

by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011