Rube Chat

A bunch of 35-45 year old males who are bored with life. These nerds call each other names on a message board all night until they have to go to bed at 10pm, wake up at 7am, and go to their pithy 9-5 job where their boss rides them all day. They then come home to an aging wife who's putting on 5lbs a week and an 11 year old boy who can't stop pissing his bed and shitting himself on the school bus.

You see Kevin over there? He posts on Rube Chat as "Night Train." His life is pathetic but boy does he love acting tough on the internet.

Rube Chat by DC4MVP January 31, 2017

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Rube Chat

Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that Minnesota sports fan overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. A potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most "points" added... (and by "points" I mean other insecure members post in your thread to increase THEIR OWN points count). An addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, or sent you a message.

It does serve as a purposeful tool for anyone who is feeling they are not as smart as the people they hang out with in real life. Just a few minutes on Rube Chat and you'll find yourself thinking that you just might be one of the smartest people in the world.

Yo dawg I was totally getting schooled playing Trivial Persuit so I logged on to Rube Chat and within minutes I was schooling people with my knowledge of brown ties, sharts, religion, and politics! Oh and we talked some sports to.

Rube Chat by abilities July 6, 2006

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Rube Chat

An online Minnesota Sports message board commonly tarnished with the thoughts of Brett Favre loving Packer Fans, as well as a really annoying poster that goes by "Lastridge"

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Derps: So is Favre still the best, or after Mannings Superbowl has he edged #4 out?

Rube Chat by LOLDONKAMENTS July 5, 2007

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Rube Chat

A large collection of awkward, unsophisticated sports fans that enjoy communicating through the Internet and at various social functions and events.

I would like to discuss the implications of having two burritos for lunch. I'm going to discuss it with rubes on rube chat.

Rube Chat by Dr. RosenRosen May 16, 2006

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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