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A Fictitious Medical Condition where the person hurt themself but still play on it for a long time after and now don't have anything wrong with them. And will lie and make out that they are injured.
Steve: You see Dave is still saying his arm still hurts?
Fred: I know, it's been 2 years since he hurt it.
Steve: Yeah looks like he has Royitis.
Royitis by Supermanic April 8, 2010
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A disease or disformation. When you messed up badly. Prison slang or code for when you or someone messed up.
I got a bad case of the Robitis.
Robitis by dubbsaunit September 19, 2014
A medical condition which causes the sufferer to make a large number of typos. It is sometimes attributed to a broken keyboard, but we all know better.

A variant of bazitis, more commonly found in the German populace. Typos tend towards missing 'f's and 'n's.
Regis had developed rezitis, as evidenced by his continual typing of "uckig oobs"
rezitis by Nouth August 27, 2009
Rozitos son una bola de arroz con alguna carne o verdura y queso Filadelfia. Es como el sushi pero mexicanizado. Los Rozitos pueden ser fritos y llevan salsa.
Que es eso?
Son mis Rozitos de Arrachera.
Rozitos by Min Maste October 9, 2020
An enlarged scrotum
My balls are huge. Do I have robitis?
Robitis by DanielMischel June 25, 2021
The slow movement of an object, computer program or human.
This program has Robitis today.
Robitis by APH84 June 28, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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