Royitis

A Fictitious Medical Condition where the person hurt themself but still play on it for a long time after and now don't have anything wrong with them. And will lie and make out that they are injured.

Steve: You see Dave is still saying his arm still hurts?
Fred: I know, it's been 2 years since he hurt it.
Steve: Yeah looks like he has Royitis.

Royitis by Supermanic April 8, 2010

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Robitis

A disease or disformation. When you messed up badly. Prison slang or code for when you or someone messed up.

I got a bad case of the Robitis.

Robitis by dubbsaunit September 19, 2014

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Royitis • Robitis • Rozitis

Rozitis

A kid who plays a contact sport, has a loud mouth, and hates to read, also very annoying.

David Rozitis

Rozitis by Michaelela Sexton January 10, 2013

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Robitis

An enlarged scrotum

My balls are huge. Do I have robitis?

Robitis by DanielMischel June 25, 2021

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Robitis

The slow movement of an object, computer program or human.

This program has Robitis today.

Robitis by APH84 June 28, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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