Royitis

A Fictitious Medical Condition where the person hurt themself but still play on it for a long time after and now don't have anything wrong with them. And will lie and make out that they are injured.

Steve: You see Dave is still saying his arm still hurts?
Fred: I know, it's been 2 years since he hurt it.
Steve: Yeah looks like he has Royitis.

Royitis by Supermanic April 8, 2010

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Robitis

A disease or disformation. When you messed up badly. Prison slang or code for when you or someone messed up.

I got a bad case of the Robitis.

Robitis by dubbsaunit September 19, 2014

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Royitis • Robitis • Rozitis

Rozitis

A kid who plays a contact sport, has a loud mouth, and hates to read, also very annoying.

David Rozitis

Rozitis by Michaelela Sexton January 10, 2013

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Robitis

An enlarged scrotum

My balls are huge. Do I have robitis?

Robitis by DanielMischel June 25, 2021

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Robitis

The slow movement of an object, computer program or human.

This program has Robitis today.

Robitis by APH84 June 28, 2022

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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