Roystons

A term used to describe different qualities in a man. Intelligence, sense of humour, physique. A man who has them all is said to have "all the Roystons."

He's perfect. He's got all the Roystons..

by Royston1234 June 23, 2023

Royston G King

On the journey to truly becoming a good human being and making the world a better place

I wish everyone is on their royston g king journey. The world really needs it

by roystongkingthegodking December 29, 2021

Royston Spinner

When one stands proud with a raging boner and spins his/her partner through 360 degrees of rotation on the phallas.

Barry:
"Hey Ted, guess what i did last night, i gave a Royston Spinner to Sally all night on my pork sword till she vomited"

Ted:
"One too many jaegermeisters?"

by Crewkerne Dave February 4, 2013

royston roulette

from royston,an area in glasgow where young males stab a packet of condoms with a pin and then take one each and go and find a young lady to have sex with.the loser of the game is the one who ejaculates into the pierced condom and becomes a father,usually around sixteen years of age.

this is borin man,cmon we'll have a game of royston roulette

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

The Royston Swill

When you are having anal sex with you're woman.. (or man) and you piss up their arse to give it a wash (Swill) out....

'I'm just going to give you The Royston Swill., We have no condoms and I don't want to get shit on my cock "

by Mrbigstuff1977 February 1, 2021

Roystoned

When youre playing a game of Among Us and you get ejected even though you're not an impostor. Usually the eject is preceded by high amounts of agressive language during discussion.

Bro, youre so bad at this game, you got roystoned again.
Please god, i just dont want to get roystoned.

by nestlemilojunior October 9, 2020

Royston

Royston's meaning is settlement of Royce; son of Royce. From the element 'tun' which is of the meaning town, settlement, homestead. The name is derived from the surname, itself from the English place name in Hertfordshire known in medieval times as 'settlement of Royce'. Noun; elusive and mysterious; highly creative; incredibly handsome & charming; intelligent; funny with a great sense of humor; technically skilled; a great lover; likes pork and can make insanely good sausage rolls.

Royston is a great bloke, let's invite him over to dinner.

by the great correcter February 4, 2010