A legendary biology teacher at Abington Heights, a Youtuber, and the man who killed Thanos. He is also extraordinarily good at sending all the idiots to the office.

"You're so shrekking loud" -Mr. Rowlands when his students were talking over him

"I have a new Paulicy" "You just got Rowlsted!" "What the Paul Rowlands?!"

Paul Rowlands by The Meme Lord December 6, 2019

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Rowing

The most phisically demanding sport, you will ever encounter. It's hard, exhausting and makes you feel like you want to collapse. Rowers get up every morning at 6 to go out in the freezing cold weather to row with there 'pogies'. Even in 12 degree weather, they walk around in a one piece lycra and a spandex top. During winter training, rowers train inside doing runs, circuits, weights and ergos which normally consist of 2k, 5k and the dreaded 30 minutes. 30 minutes are dread awful. It's hard to describe the pain of 30 minutes but most rowers are crying by halfway. Rowing is the greatest dport ever. Admit it. It's true.

"Hey I'm going rowing after this."
"In this weather? It's raining!"
"Hey, don't worry, I've got my full lycra and spandex kit to keep me toasty warm" ;)

Rowing by ROWINGBUDDIES222 February 13, 2012

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East Rowan High School

A school full of kids who think they're gay, sluts, people who write the n-word on bathroom doors, vape-gods, yee-yee rednecks and ghetto white kids.

Yo dude!
I love me some powerpoints and lecturin' here at fuckin east rowan high school

East Rowan High School by {[REDACTED]} November 22, 2019