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Usually, a Rov is that friend in the grey area with a moderate free spirited personality that in some occasions turns into a bad influence, however you just stick around because you are curious to know what's next. He has a very eloquent personality and comes up with the best ideas among your peers. He also possesses an alluring 1.5 dimple, an affection towards milk and nice forearms. Often when talking, a Rov needs some time to come up with the next idea, for which he puts an EXtra EMphasis on certain syllables to gain some time. On the other hand, when talking to a Rov, be patient and ready to repeat the same sentence more than twice, as he is easily distracted by whatever is going on in your face. Energy conservation laws don't apply to him if alcohol is in his system, he becomes an acrobat, a huger, a hand-holder, and exaggeratedly affectionate towards any creature around him at the moment. His projections of love can range from a gently-warm-caressing hand hold to, what some might consider, a choking intent. Nothing to fear, you can regain control of the situation by holding only one of his hands.

A Rov can be a nerd, fast learner for topics of choice... when it comes to grass he is an expert on weeds. He hates to read labels that tell him what to do... Oh, well! that is a result of his free spirited personality...
If you find a Rov, try to enjoy him as much as you can, since a Rov also tends to leave friends with no prior notice during situations of high tension.
Man1: "I dont know what to do now?"
Man2: "I am sure Rov will know"
Rov by RAR AR September 16, 2017
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rover Rove Rovie Rovens Rovick rovlynn Rova roval Rovan Roveena
Crappy polish courier group who specializes in trading bukkake-pr0n.
Tjyv was the first to upload 10gb of bukkake!!111
ROV by xen December 9, 2003
swedish definition of ass,butt,arse,anus and gasa-remsan. Could be used both as word for the place where the brown stuff get out, but also a word you can call a stupid guy (just like "you asshole!")
1. Fan, det kliar i röven!
2. Din jävla röv!
3. Ska vi leka rövkrok
röv by Gnarp Äta skylt August 8, 2003

ROV's Razor 

If an argument taken to its logical conclusion, leads to the prventable death and/or subjugation of its proponents, then it shall be dismissed.
Commie: "Communism is the greatest economical system created by man. "
You:"But it leads to the death and subjugation of those who adopt it, so it can be dismissed with ROV's Razor."
ROV's Razor by _ROV_ March 3, 2019

en fet röv 

"en fet röv" is a fat ass, also known as a BUNDA

OOHWHMEMNS
guy one: känner du ___? ____ har en fet röv
guy two: nej men jag ska adda snappen, vad är den?
en fet röv by fatassslayer69420 November 26, 2021

Rovespeak 

The verbicidal manipulation of the English language, common in politics but exemplified by Karl Rove. Closely related to framing.

From Newspeak, the language in George Orwell's 1984. Newspeak was the State Approved version of English, which was being gradually whittled down with the goal of creating a language in which it would be impossible to have an unorthodox thought.
terrorist used to mean someone who used violence or threats of violence to frighten a populace, usually as part of a group with some political end. The word has been twisted to mean "anyone who opposes the Bush administration in any way" - a great example of Rovespeak.
Rovespeak by Dr Hemp December 11, 2004