ropter

A rescue helicopter.

Me: We've been stuck in this snowfield trying to get over the ridge of the mountain for like 4 hours.
Lindsey: We should get a helicopter or something.
Luke: Yeah.. like a ropter.

ropter by s.magali.c November 9, 2008

Ropter

Ropter is someone who belongs to the Ropt genre of music and does not belong to any record label

Sin Boy is a Ropter

Ropter by AggStam 97 February 20, 2024

The Roto-Rooter 

An act of sexual perfection which requires 2 main ingredients in order to be successfully accomplished: A coil spring mattress and a gassy male counterpart. The man will be on the bottom, and while the woman rides with delight, he cuts a loud, gut-wrenching fart, which is then amplified by the coil spring mattress to send vibrations through his shaft so that she feels it in her bones, thereby enhancing her pleasure and overall sexual experience. It is also acceptable for both parties to laugh uncontrollably upon completion.

Jim: So Becky and I went and had Mexican for dinner last night, then we went home to screw.
Brad: Dude, sounds like all the ingredients for a Roto-Rooter! Did you give her one?
Jim: Hell yeah I did, we laughed our asses off, too. I ripped one and it shook the whole bed. She loves the Roto-Rooter.

The Roto-Rooter by Jon the American June 13, 2021

Peter Rooter 

It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".

From an early Cheech & Chong routine.

"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."

Peter Rooter by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023

nine-roper 

Chuck Norris's version of pre-jac. Nine consecutive cumshots.

One day, Chuck Norris got slightly aroused and unloaded a nine-roper, nine-months later the Octomom gave birth and remembered to wipe off her face.

nine-roper by Marriam Webster (blew me) March 6, 2010

Ten Roper 

Ejaculate ten pumps of semen into a person's face in one orgasm.

Wow Sally, that ten roper sure covered your whole face.

Ten Roper by souza6 November 11, 2009

Shirely Phelps Roper 

Daughter of Fred Phelps, the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church. Located in Topeka, Kansas, it has a congregation of less than 100 members. Of these members, roughly 80% are family members.

Although claiming to be Christians, these bible thumpers focus on hateful preaching. They have a website called godhatesfags.com They travel to the funerals of soilders killed in Iraq and protest. Without the slightest bit of concern for the grieving families. Carrying signs and chanting slogans such as "Thank God for dead soilders", "God Hates You", "God Hates America", "Thank God for 9-11"

If Shirely Phelps Roper came to a funeral of one of my family members to chant and celebrate, she would leave in a body bag.

Shirely Phelps Roper by ledhead September 4, 2008