Roof Test

The ultimate act of frustration, particularly as applied to consumer electronics, housewares, and non-durable goods. Also occasionally performed in the genuine spirit of scientific inquiry.

Damn iphone. I'd like to roof test AT&T's network.

We got a new couch, but no one wanted the old one, so we roof tested it.

Roof Test by lipscocity December 15, 2009

Roof Testicle 

When a man's testicles get stuck to the roof of a girls mouth while she is playing with them using her mouth.

Kevin: OOOOWW!!
Beccy: What?
Kevin: You bit my testicle!
Beccy: Sorry

Kevin: All this Roof testicle sex is making my testes a little sore baby boo.

Roof Testicle by Pal Seh July 21, 2009

rooftest 

Throwing old junk off of the roof of a building, usually a frat house or office building.

John's old playstation didn't work anymore, so we rooftested that fucker.

rooftest by Cal July 19, 2003