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ron white 

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ron white by Joe C April 9, 2005

Ron White 

The best comedian out of the Blue Collar Comedy Group. Known for wearing all black suits, smoking cigars and drinking scotch whiskey while on stage.

Ron White's signature line is, "They call me Tater Salad."

(Bill Engvall's is "Here's your sign", Larry's is "Git-r-done", and Foxworthy's is "You might be a redneck")
Most of his bits are about over priced things, being married, traveling, and stupid situations and/or people.

He has 3 CDs out:

- Tater Salad (his alias)
- Drunk in Public
- You Can't Fix Stupid

He is a brilliant comedian and very funny to listen to.

His only problem is that he's very slow on making new material.
"I got kicked off of the high school debate team for saying, "Yeah, well FUCK you!"

- Ron White
Ron White by D3finition d00d January 19, 2009

ron white 

Real ugly and the least funniest of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Get a haircut Ron White.
ron white by Bobby De Niro March 17, 2005

Ron White Postulate 

A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."
Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.

Ron White Wiener 

When Ron White (the comedian) was poor, he and his friend used to go to the 7-11 and gets 1 hotdog each, but, they would not only cover the frankfurters with toppings, they would fill the entire tray with a huge mound of chili, cheese, onions, peppers, etc, and grab a plastic fork and spoon. This was their one meal for the whole day!
Hey, let's go to the party store and get some Ron White wieners!

Yeah!
Ron White Wiener by Otto Buhnn January 8, 2007
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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