Ron Swanson 

The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.

"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."

--Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson by hamzawesome January 19, 2013

Ron Swanson 

The coolest guy ever

Hey you ever heard of Ron Swanson?
Who hasn't?

Ron Swanson by amgil October 25, 2018

Ron Swanson 

An absolute alpha, along with Chuck Norris, and Bob Ross.

You wanna know what an alpha is? Look over there, its Ron Swanson.

Ron Swanson by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp February 24, 2020

Ron Swanson Shot 

Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)

Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon

Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches

I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.

Ron Swanson Shot by BarnabyHardwick March 26, 2013

Ron Swanson Tea Party 

a masculine tea party wherein the "tea" is whiskey

Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"

Ron Swanson Tea Party by qtothewerty June 2, 2018

ron swonson 

This is a man named ron swonson that absolutely hates goverment and likes to watch people get fired. He is also a man that live meat grilling and wood working. Normally during work he drinks whiskey and does nothing. He only dates girls with the name of Tammy

He really hates government he must be a ron swonson

ron swonson by Mr.taylorha June 3, 2016

ronswonson

Something you yell as a racial slur

When your friend is about to nut you yell ronswonson

ronswonson by Lookatthisclown120 January 11, 2021