Romulus, MI 

Romulus is a city located approximately 23 miles from Detroit, MI. The city of Romulus houses the Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport, DTW for short. Romulus enjoys a rather diverse community approximately 60% white population and 40% black.

The crime rate is high city wide, and most serious felonies are ignored by local law enforcement due to the heavy traffic enforcement around the airport. Criminals, such as drug dealers, and red necks thrive here as a result.

The city is currently mayored by a sad Colonel Sanders parody, and an equally sad and impotent city council.

Visitors to the city can enjoy mostly cock roach infested local eateries, and the occasional drinking establishments sometimes owned by former Romulus High teachers and the student(s) they married after high school.

Residents of this city enjoy the sickening smell of Ethelyn Glycol, and other byproducts of the airport industry. Frequent power outages make the city "rustic". The population is in a steady decline due to the poor city management and lack of public works. The local dialect is recognized by its residents tendency to end a sentence with the words "and shit".

I would prefer to pursue a life of crime, I’m moving to Romulus, MI!

Romulus, MI by planetfitguy September 2, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012