Roman's

its a very small bistro in rialto. they only have tables for two. the light is always dimmed to create the illusion that time does not pass or does not exist for that matter. they play sweet and adagio trumpet instrumentals in a major key. their wine is the suavest, pasta from a pot straight out of heaven. the guests whisper here, a lot of secretive talking, everybody smiles. they say this place is so good you will feel real pain when you step outside.

Roman's is where the most honeyed lies are told. Their meals consist of only well-assorted ingredients. The prices are stiff, the bill rarely split.

Roman's by Krkič February 15, 2020

Roman's mom 

The biggest creature inside and a little bit of outside the universe.

If u can't see Roman's mom, u probably can't see at all, u fuk

Roman's mom by Mamix.Super January 17, 2018

Roman's Sock 

When you ejaculate into a long sock, and then smack someone in the face with it. Unless otherwise specified, it is implied that it the person is smacking themselves with the sock.

Bro's zesty ahh acting up, you trying to catch Roman's Sock rn?

Roman's Sock by zalgos June 15, 2025

Roman’s Piss

When you went into the bathroom for some other arbitrary reason and decide to piss since you’re already in there.

“When in Rome, piss as the Roman’s Piss” - Confucius

Roman’s Piss by roanotherwan December 13, 2025

roman sandal 

When one takes his shoelaces and wraps them around his balls and works his way up criss crossing his shaft in a Roman Sandal fashion ending with a bow knot. Thus giving you the Roman Sandal.

Last night I was wicked bored and gave myself a Roman Sandal.

roman sandal by Dukes69 December 8, 2021

Roman Sanders 

Roman Sanders is an out going and very creative person. He is Thomas Sanders's creativity after all. He is one of the four light sides in Thomas's mind along side Patton, virgil, and Logan. He has many nicknames given to him by the emo nightmare Virgil such as, princey, sir sings alot, and- actually that's about it. He did spit yogurt and Virgil once though. He is portrayed as a fanciful prince and constantly reminds everyone of his royalty touch (despite him not being anymore important that the other three) Roman has a brother (a stinky rat trash man) named Remus.

"Omg he's such a Roman" Roman Sanders, a person who secretly cares for others but has to much of am ego to show it.

Roman Sanders by Five diamond July 30, 2019

Roman Sanders 

An incredibly insecure mess

"Roman, it's all going to be ok, we love you"
"Right"
"I thought I was your hero"
"Roman! You are"
RIP Roman Sanders 2020

Roman Sanders by TheLocalLunatic October 4, 2020