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Roll your Dice 

Cont:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
Roll your Dice by neil November 24, 2003
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Roll your Dice 

The action of gambling with ones sex life; most known for sexual behavior.
"Yo, you think i should roll my dice with her, or no choince?"
Roll your Dice by Control Room November 23, 2003

Roll your dice 

To masturbate. Comes from the way someone shakes their hand while rolling a dice.
That bitch Donovan loves to roll the dice.
Roll your dice by Nasty November 24, 2003

roll your dice 

to play with your balls before carefully dropping them into a girls mouth
please just be careful while rolling your dice
roll your dice by daftdon November 25, 2003

roll your dice 

when there are six chicks and six dudes available at a party and only one of the chicks is fizzine as hell, and you take a shot
Dude, you got as good a chance as any to hit that, best roll your dice; look out for the cock-blockers.
roll your dice by J-man November 24, 2003

Roll your dice. 

The vinegar strokes, to feed the Ducks, knocking one out, choke the Chicken, beat the meat, bash the bishop, spank the plank, shake hands with the vicar, one off the cuff, wanking, Masturbation.
Nothing on telly again? Why don't you go up to your room and roll your dice?
Roll your dice. by Neil November 24, 2003
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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