Roll Monster

One who has many rolls and can often be described as one that rapes the pantry and steals twinkies from little kids lunch pales.

The roll monster is suspected of consuming many food items.

The roll monster often hides food in its rolls for hibernation

Roll Monster by KILLKEV November 19, 2004

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roflmonster

the beast within you that makes you laugh at completely inappropriate times, like a funeral, a breakup, when someone tells you of an ailment, or a dramatic movie that matters to the person you're watching it with

i was at my girlfriend's grandpa's funeral, and my roflmonster came out at the worst time possible!! i couldn't control it at all, but i didn't care for some reason

roflmonster by Adam Henaghan March 23, 2008

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Roll Monster • roflmonster • Roll • roll deep • roll tide • Roll out • roll the dice • roll call • roll job • roll on

roflmonster

n.: One who uses rofl, lmao, rotflmao, lol, etc. wayyyyy to much.

jim: wanna hear a joke, bob?
bob: sure, jim.
jim: two peanuts were walking down the street.
bob: k..
jim: ..one was "assaulted"..
bob: ROFL! LOL! LMAO! ROTFLMAO!!! BAHAHA!
jim: dude you're such a roflmonster..

roflmonster by that.girl June 26, 2007

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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