to be unhappy, sad, depressed, angry or any other emotion contrary to what you feel is in your best interest.
Derived from the classic song I'm So Ronery, from Team America

I cant' make happy hour, I got roaned, my boss scheduled a late meeting on Friday. I got roaned by forgetting I ate suicide wings for lunch and went to scratch my eye.

roaned by OldManByTheSea July 14, 2017

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Rohaned

Being rejected by Brevin

Person: can you please go out with me
Brevin: no
Person: damn it, i got rohaned

Rohaned by ThatGuySob September 7, 2022

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Rohaned

Slang term used in some schools or outside of school where someone gets a needle through their finger or anything that can pierce a finger

Person 1: Oh FUCK
Person 2: Oh shit what happened?
Person 1: I got Rohaned

Rohaned by Hyperbloo June 3, 2018

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Roganesque

A media interview in which one idiot reads lies to an even bigger idiot who is amazed.

That interview was positively Roganesque!

Roganesque by Franklin Smithers January 16, 2026

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Rowaned

Cutting your finger open after not paying attention to Safety instructions

Aww man, I just got rowaned

Rowaned by Mr Foody May 4, 2026

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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