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rofl owned 

1. Something you say to someone after you beat their ass.
2. A phrase that occasionally appears in the Comedy Goldmine and Photoshop Phriday segments at Something Awful.

This phrase is usually typed in all capital letters.
warcraftMASTER: wtf how did u kill all my crypt fiends!?
l33td00d~187~: ROFL OWNED
rofl owned by Capheine December 10, 2003
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rofl owned 

In first person shooters; The act of bragging about killing your opponent only to get owned by another person while you're not paying attention.
Haxors: "Dude, I just totally pwned that Noob!"
*M16 Rocket soars through air*
*Explosion*
*Death*
Normal Gamer:"rofl owned!"
Haxors: "UGH, stupid fag Noob Tubers!"
rofl owned by CrimsonX October 29, 2008

ROFL ROFL ROFL! OWNED AND BURNT!

This is the highest form of rofl known to man or computer and when used someone is definately getting owned and burnt.
Pierro:They will absolutely die when they find out it has been me all along and you by my side.

Mike:ROFL ROFL ROFL! OWNED AND BURNT!
to simultaniously laugh and pwn sum1 all in one try.

or to be pwned and than laughed at
wow i just roflpwned that nub, what a chach
Roflpwned by dontbeachach May 19, 2009

roflowned 

Roflowned is actually 9 words in one, surprisingly.

ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
Owned = being dominated by someone/something.

So basically, you're getting laughed at because you got owned.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPED YOU WHEN YOU WERE GONNA PROPOSE TO HER? ROFLOWNED!1
roflowned by Johnny Ta September 22, 2005
When faced with an experience of immense failure causing others to roll on the floor laughing at you screaming the words "owned", "pwned", or "you suck".
Dude you just got roflpwned.
roflpwned by ZackKerp April 1, 2009
When someone was pwned in a very funny way.
Your friend accidently dropped the bomb... Roflpwned!
roflpwned by Megaryuu April 30, 2008
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