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Rocky Mountain 

A Rocky Mountain is a delicious alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 quarters Mountain Due and 1 quarter rum, served on the rocks.
Davey: hey Ian were out of coke, pass me the mountain due and rum.

Ian: are you making a rum and mountain due over there?

Davey: yes i am and its going to be delicious.

Ian: what an amazing drink. Were going to call it a Rocky Mountain
Rocky Mountain by davey thenavy October 30, 2010
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rocky mountain 

to shit on a girl and throw her down the stairs
rocky mountain by negrra December 5, 2007

Rocky Mountain 

verb. To make something disappear, as if by use of magic or witchcraft, out of necessity or for personal gain.
origin - from Sean's trip to Denver. Flying into the airport, Sean looked out the window expecting to see the Rocky Mountains, but saw nothing but flat land.
I'm gonna Rocky Mountain that whole plate of Brownies!

or

Michelle sharted herself, so she had to Rocky Mountain her pantaloons!
Rocky Mountain by eee bee mini August 31, 2006

Rocky Mountain 

A minimum of two people attempt to place as many peables in their anus before blood exposure, if a sharp of heavy rock is used the player receives double points for his/her attempt
'Hey Nathan, me and Zoe were heading of for a quick game of Rocky Mountain. Wanna join in?'
Rocky Mountain by 7Downeys September 14, 2016

Rocky Mountain 

verb. To make something disappear, as if by use of magic or witchcraft, out of necessity or for personal gain.
origin - from Sean's trip to Denver. Flying into the airport, Sean looked out the window expecting to see the Rocky Mountains, but saw nothing but flat land.
I'm gonna Rocky Mountain that whole plate of Brownies!

or

Michelle sharted herself, so she had to Rocky Mountain her pantaloons!
Rocky Mountain by eee bee mini September 15, 2008

rocky mountain bow tie 

a safe-sex practice in which a condom is worn with an additional condom pulled over each testicle, with the two loose ends of the testicle condoms tied over top of the penis in a bow.

Used originally by Canadian males as an extra precaution against skin-to-skin contact STI when engaging in sexual relations with the promiscuous women of Canada's Rocky Mountain ski resorts.
ski-bum 1: Bro where did you end up last night?

ski-bum 2: I hooked up with some Australian skank, I was wasted.

ski-bum 1: Oh man, hope you rocky mountain bow tied that shit!
rocky mountain bow tie by aleksu November 26, 2010

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders 

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.
FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."