robot pirate 

A pirate made of metal from his head to his privates. They are the robot pirates. They do the things a robot should. Also the things a pirate should. They wear eye-patches and are feared by the masses. Their biggest enemy are computer hackers. They can also mop the whole poop deck in 11 seconds.

tommy: hey is that a robot pirate?
bobby: does he have a parrot sitting on his titanium chassis?
tommy: oh, no he doesn't.
bobby: then no.

robot pirate by a robot pirate March 31, 2010

Robot Ninja Pirate Nazi Zombie 

A person of robot, ninja, pirate, and zombie decent

I was chased home by a Robot Ninja Pirate Nazi Zombie

Robot Ninja Pirate Nazi Zombie by KXXXM January 1, 2009

Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot 

A combo of the four greatest forces of the universe, it is only found in the Kingdom of Loathing (kol). It requires many pieces to even form the head, and is not only a loyal servant, but a symbol of status. As put in the games's description,
Hi-yaa, yarrr, braaaaains, bleep
Schizophrenic familiar
Four bastards in one
Is most commonly seen abbreviated, as NPZR.

Man, making a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot is annoying as hell.

Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot by Badgerman of DOOM September 6, 2007

Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp 

The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.

Person 1: "HOLY SHIT!"

Person 2: "WHAT?!"

Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!

Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"

Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp by DriftingNick April 6, 2010