roast dinner

possibly the best creation to come from england
it consists of;

a huge joint of meat usually; beef, lamb, pork or chicken.

roast potatoes, cooked in fat which makes them incredibly tasty and crispy.

yorkshire pudding, beautiful creation.

vegetables, often cauliflower cheese, peas, carrots, leeks in a cheese sauce topped with bread crumbs.

many people pour gravy onto this dinner, this accompanies it wonderfully.

my grandma cooks a superb roast dinner on a sunday

roast dinner by fit_gash June 16, 2008

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Roast dinner

You put your penis into a car exhaust pipe and drive it untill it misfires and it becomes cooked , then someone just had a roast dinner

I had a lovely roast dinner last night

Roast dinner by Sexy saucy meals May 13, 2021

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roast dinner sex

some people like food and sex.
roast dinner sex is the perfect comprimise.
it involves roast dinner being eaten/licked off a torso. proceeded by crazy ass sex. the whole works, yorkshire puddings, sprouts, beef and most importantly lashings of gravy.

hey dude i had such great roast dinner sex today

roast dinner sex by craigabc1234 May 30, 2008

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Roast dinner fart

A fart that smells likes a carvery

Sometimes I do a roast dinner fart

Roast dinner fart by Bethan Mint December 19, 2021

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Reading Roast Dinner

A sex act involving two consenting adults of either gender.

Meat and two veg - ALL IN

I'm feeling freaky, it's a Reading Roast Dinner or nothing and I mean to have you even if it's by burglary!

Reading Roast Dinner by the plagiarist July 1, 2011

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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